Westworld(1973) ON TV Ed Hi. Ed Ramsey from Deos. If there's anyone who doesn't know what Delos is, well, as we've always said. Dalos is the vacation of the future, today. At Delos you get your choice of the vacation you want. There's Medieval World, Roman World and, of course, Westworld. Let's talk to some people who've been there. Pardon me, sir. What is your name? Gardner Gardner Lewis. Just got back from Westworld. Ed Tell us how you liked it, Mr. Lewis. Gardner When you played cowboys and Indians as a kid, you'd point go "bang, bang" and the other kid would lie down and play dead. Well, Westworld is the same thing, only it's for real! I shot 6 people! Well, they weren't real people! Ed What Mr. Lewis means is he shot 6 robots scientifically programmed to look, act, talk and even bleed just like humans do. Isn't that right? Well, they may have been robots. I mean, I think they were robots. I mean, I know they were robots! Ed Yes, the robots of Westworld are there to serve you and to give you the most unique vacation experience of your life. Thanks you ,sir. Ed And you madam? Janet Hello. Ed What is your name? Janet My name is Janet Lane, and I was in Roman World. Ed What is the one thing that stands out in your mind about Roman World? Janet Oh, I think it would be the men! I just feel marvelous! I mean it's just a warm, glowing place to be! Ed Thank you very much! Janet Oh, thank you very much! Goodbye. Ed And you sir? Yeah? Ed What is your name, sir? Ted Oh, I'm Ted Mann. I'm a stockbroker from St. Louis. Ed And, which world did you just come from, sir? Ted Oh, you're not going to believe this! I've just been the sheriff of Westworld for the last 2 weeks! Ed Did it seem real to you, sir? Ted It's the realest thing I've ever done! I mean that! Ed Thank you very much. Ed And you sir? Arther My name's Arther Caine. I've been in the castle. I've had a couple of sword fights and 3 jousts. And I married a beautiful princess. Ed Is that something you've always dreamed of doing, sir? Arther All my life! Ed Well, there were some of the comments of people who've just returned from Delos. Why don't you arrange to take our Hovercraft to Medieval World, Roman World and Westworld? Was it worth $1.000 a day? All Yes! Ed Contact us today, or see your travel agent. Boy, have we got a vacation for you! INT-On the Airplane to Delos Peter I'm not worried at all. I'm just curious. How much do they weigh? John 3 or 4 pounds. Peter That heavy. Do they have much of a kick? John A Colt .45? Peter Well, I never fired one before. What about that thing where you go like this over the gun? John Fanning? Peter Yeah. John What about it? Is that hard to do? Now, The gunbelt, does it have those strings to tie around your leg? Peter If that's the kind you want. John That's the kind I want. I think it's probably better for quick draws, you know. Peter It all depends. John What kind of gunbelt did you have the last time? Peter I had the one without the strings. John And you could draw fast? Then maybe it doesn't matter after all. The gun they give you are real guns? Peter Real guns. John That7s incredible. Fright attendant The orientation on the resort will now begin. Please put on your earphones. John Don't you want to listen? Peter I heard it the last time. Video Voice Western World is a complete re-creation of the American frontier of 1880. Here it is possible to relive the excitement and stresses of pioneer life to the fullest. Western World is a life of lawless violence, a society of gun and action. This is Medieval World, where we have reconstructed 13th-century Europe. A world of chivalry and combat, romance and excitement. Our terms of engineers have spared no expense in this re-creation precise to the smallest detail. Then we have Roman world: A lusty treat for the senses in the setting of delightful decadent Pompeii. Here the traveler experiences the sensual, relaxed morality that existed at the peak of the Imperial Roman Empire. All together, these resorts comprise Delos. The most exciting vacation spot in the history of man. The whole spectrum of technology has been employed in Delos for the vacarioner's pleasure. Expensive and unusual, Delos is not for everyone. But for those who choose it , it is truly a unique and rewarding experience. INT.CONTROL CENTER Man This is Delos Control to Station 3. Your negative deceleration should be 25 and your ground speed should be 355 and dropping. We have you on Grid 5. Notify ground crews. Stand by. Locking in now. Shut down 2, shut down 3. Nice job, everybody. INT. STATION IN DELOS Announcement Welcome to Delos. Please go to your color-coded tram which will take you to the world of your choice. Give your name to the attendant. Attendant May I have your name please? John John Blane. Peter Peter Martin. Attendant Thank you. Announcement We are sure you will enjoy your stay in Western World. John Was she a ...? Peter Probably. John That's amazing! Peter Supposedly, you really can't tell expect by looking at the hands. They haven't perfected the hands yet. Announcement Nothing can go wrong. You will enjoy your stay in Roman World. While you are there, please feel free to indulge your every whim. Medieval World exists for you, the guest. Nothing can go wrong. INT.THE DRESSING ROOM People change clothes. INT.THE CONTROL ROOM. Crew You've got a 3-millisecond cycle delay which should be computed in. I don't know what to do if the stagecoach is late. INT. WESTERN WORLD Woman Oh, it's fantastic! Hotel Clark I reckon that's everything. Bath's down the hall. Bath'll cost you 2 bits for hot water. Dinner at 7, breakfast at 6:30. Get lunch on your own. Couple of places in town to eat. Don't look like much here, but we have everything. Peter Just a minute. John You mean to tell me he's a robot? Peter That's what I mean to tell you. John We're paying $1.000 a day for this? Peter It's authentic. John The West of the 1880s. Well, at least they could've made it a little more comfortable. But that's the point. Peter This is really the way it was. If you wanted comfort, you should have stayed in Chicago. John Julie would have loved all this. Peter Poking around for hours in all those funny shops, looking for silly.. What the hell is wrong with you? You're a lawyer! You know better than anybody else what a ride she took you for. John Well, the kids. Peter Fine ,the kids! But you're here, 6 months later, still thinking about her. John No, not really. She just came to mind, is all. There's a lot to do here. Bartender What'll it be? John Whiskey. Bartender What about you? Peter Vodka martini on the rocks with a twist of lemon. Very dry, please. John Just give him whiskey. He's new in town. You've got to get into the feel of the thing. Peter I feel silly. John Why? Peter It's like a joke. John It's not a joke, it's an amusment park. It's the best amusment park in the world. ALL you have to do is have fun. There's some pretty rough-looking customers here. Peter How many of them are...? John Guests like us? Who knows? That's the beauty of this place. It doesn't matter. It may look rough, but it's still just a resort. It may look rough, but it's still a resort. There's no way to get hurt here. Just enjoy yourself. Peter What is this stuff? John It doesn't say. Peter God! Give me this! John Puts hair on your chest. Peter Yeah! A Robot Sloppy with your drink. Get this boy a bib. Peter Go on! A robot He needs his momma. John Kill him. Peter You talk too much. A robot You say something, boy? Peter I said you talk too much. A robot Why don7t you make me shut up? Your move. (After the Gun Fight) John Pretty realistic, huh? Peter John Listen, are you sure he was a...? John Of course. You don't really think you shot anybody, do you? Peter Wow. INT. The Hotel Room Peter Hey, John... How do I know I'm not going to kill another guest with this thing? John Try it. Shoot me. Go on, shoot. Shoot! The gun has a sensing device. It wasn't fire at anything with a high body temperature. Only something cold, like a machine. Peter They thought of everything. INT. CONTLOR ROOM Crew The Black knight won't be repaired till tomorrow afternoon. Scientist yeah, I have the banquet scheduled for 5:30, if that conforms. INT. HOTEL DINNER Peter What do folks do for companionly entertainment in this town? Hostess I wouldn't know about such things. I'm just runnin' this hotel. Man Miss Carrie has a real nice saloon down at the end of the street. Peter Now, I won't have talk of that woman in this house. Hostess Not over my dinner. John The food's real good, ma'am. Hostess Thank you, stranger. You're a gentleman of some breedin'. Peter Isn't she terrific? John Who's Miss Carrie? INT. BAR Woman You fellas new in town? John Yep. Whiskey. (to bartender) Woman Just passin' through? Peter maybe. Woman Looking for some fun? Peter maybe. Woman Well, you've come to the right place. There's plenty of fun here. That's Cindy and Arlette. Arlette's from Paris. Perhaps you gentlemen are taking a likin' to 'em. Peter Perhaps. Woman They're real accommodation'. Peter They look it. Woman Listen, Why don't you just go on upstairs and we'll reckon accounts later? Peter Sound good to me. John Are those 2 girls machines? Now, how can you say a thing like that? Come on! Peter What's going on? Woman They're robbin' the bank. Peter Robbin' the bank? Hey, maybe we oughta go help out. You don't know. It might be fun to play bank robbers. John Look, Pete, this is better. INT.HOTEL ROOM Peter There's something I have to tell you. I don't know if it matters, but it matters to me. I haven't ever had a... Well, I hardly know you, if you know what I mean. I mean... We just met a few minutes ago. You're probably very nice. John How was it? Wasn't it terrific? Boy, machines are the servant of man! Wasn't that great? Peter Not bad. John Not bad. Now you're the big lover! Peter Well, you know how it is. Some guy have a way with woman. Shooting stopped. John I guess we missed the robbery. Peter You can't have everything. John, this place is really fun. INT. REPAIR ROOM Scientist I think it's the jugular unit. What do you think? Scientist Should we try and rewire her? Scientist No, I'd replace the whole unit rather than try and repair it. Scientist With a 10? Scientist use an XX-50 if we have any in stock. The double X's have a longer lifespan. A 50 may not fit in here. Scientist Maybe you can shift the integrator unit further into the cavity. Scientist I'll try it. Scientist Balance servo again? Scientist Yeah, she fell over thie afternoon. I think it's the sensor. Scientist If it's the central unit we'll open her up. Scientist You get a confirmation before you do that. Scientist What's he in for? Scientist Central manfunction. Scientist Another one? INT. CONTROL ROOM Scientist Since we opened the resort we had a failure and breakdown rate conforming to computer predictions. That is 0.3 malfunctions for each 24-hour activation period concurrent or not. Now, this was an anticipated operations aspect of the resort and we were fully able to handle it. The majority of the breakdowns were minor or peripheral until about 6 weeks ago. Then Roman World had a rise in breakdown rate which doubled in a week. In addition, we saw a disproportionate rise in central as opposed to peripheral breakdowns. Now, we identified some problems with humidity control. And regained homeostasis. Despite our corrections, the breakdown rate continued to climb. Then Medieval World began to have trouble. Now we're seeing more Western World breakdowns. And there's a clear pattern here which suggests an analogy to an infectious disease process spreading from one resort area to the next. Perhaps there are superficial similarities to disease. Scientist It's only a theoretical concept. There are many ways to order that data. Scientist I must confess, I find it difficult to believe in a disease of machinery. Scientist We aren't dealing with ordinary machines here. These are highly complicated pieces of equipment almost as complicated as living organisms. In some cases, they've been designed by other computers. We don't know exactly how they work. INT. CONTROL ROOM Scientist I'm not getting around pickup from the tenth quadrant. Scientist Okay, my telemetry is good. Report, I have good telemetry. Scientist We have sunrise at 0.43. Ready on all quadrants. Energize grid. Scientist All right, then give me a 436, if you can patch that in. If not, 435. Scientist I have sound now. Thank you very much. Scientist Yes, I want scrambled eggs and bacon and cinnamon toast. Do you have cinnamon toast? You do? Okay, send it down to Central Control Room, Console 3. Scientist Wait a minute. Scientist What was that? No grounding on Unit 5? Scientist Try a bypass. I have readings on all units, 5 included. Scientist Hold on a minute. All right, let's stand by for resort activation. Scientist You ready on Phase 443? Okay, we are going to activate at 59. Scientist Lower gain Alpha 2. Scientist Ready on 6, on 5, on4, on 3, on 2. Active now. INT. BATHROOM Peter Oh, give me a home Where the buffalo roam And the deer and the antelope play Where seldom in heard, A discouraging word, And the skies are not cloudy all day. Home, home on the range. INT. HOTEL ROOM John What do you want? Gun man Robot Not a word. John Do you mind if I finish shaving? Lady Have you no sense of... John Was he bothering you? He's not gonna bother you again. INT.JAIL Sheriff I'm here to tell you that things have changed. There's law here now. You can't go around plugging whoever you please. John But, Sheriff, it was self-defense. Sheriff That's what they all say. He shot a man. He'll have to stand trial. Judge'll be here next week. If I were you, I wouldn't trouble over your friend here. Judge Benson likes to hung'em. Hang them high. John Look Sheriff. Sheriff Beat it! I said, beat it. Peter I've never been in jail before. Sheriff First time for everything. Peter But I haven't done anything wrong. Sheriff You shot a man. That's something. Where are you from? Peter Chicago. Sheriff Chicago's a long way from here, fella. 1000 miles and more. AFTER KILLED SHERIFF Peter guess that sort of makes us desperados. John Yeah, I guess. Well, what do we do now? Peter The way I figure it, anything we want. John There's no law in that town now. Peter I'll say. John We go in there. and we do anything we want! You know what? Peter What? John I almost believe all this. Peter Why shouldn't you believe it? It's as real as anything else. John Yap! I reckon. INT. CONTROL ROOM Scientist What can you give me in Grid 7? Scientist We have that one on SM-514. Scientist Transfer, now. Scientist Transferred. Scientist Reschedule. She wants to meet the king. We have to restructure for that. Can't disappoint a guest. Voice Yeah, listen, this is the third day in a row that I've called you about my laundry. You've got all my shirts. Scientist We're rechecking the tapes on the mechanism now. Scientist We have programmed infidelity in the queen as of two minutes ago. Scientist All right, coming up on the castle, zero...Now. It also conforms with your 5-year history at this time of the year. INT.CASTLE Queen Leave me now. Man Guest My queen. Queen If the king should hear of this, we would both be put to death! Man Guest I would be more than happy to die for you, my lady. Queen Let us pray it shall not be so. I have news. The Black Knight has returned, and seeks a match with you. Man Guest The Black Knight...? Queen None other. Man Guest Is he pretty tough? Queen He has the strength of ten, and cunning besides. But his sight is weak in his left eye. Stay to his left and you will prevail and win the day. INT.CONTROL ROOM Scientist Confirmation of the reprogramming of that Black Knight for left lateral weakness and instability for tomorrow. INT.CASTLE Queen I shall see you on the morrow? Man Guest My lady. INT.CONTROL ROOM Scientist Schedule for tomorrow a.m. It's his last day in the resort. Let's make it a lulu. Scientist Tomorrow a.m. Broadswords .Schedule locked. Scientist We have a problem with the air conditioning in Beta section. Send a crew out. Scientist Yes He can be sheriff any time he wants. That's correct. Just give him the badge. INT. WESTERN WORLD Man Guest Now, I'm the new law around here. Man Robot You think you can handle things? Man Guest You wanna try me? INT. CASTLE Daphne A thousand pardons, my load. Man What is your name, child? Daphne Daphne. EXT. WESTERN WORLD Peter Oh, I love this place. I love my horse. I love may horse and love julie. John Oh, shut up, will you? Peter I like the spots on my horse. John Did you see the spots on my horse? Peter Your horse is beautiful. John Thank you very much. I like yours, too. Peter Thank you. Look out. John Let me handle this! That's not supposed to happen. Peter Maybe it is! Maybe it's part of the thing! John The hell! Goddamn machines, anyway! That's not supposed to happen! INT. CONTROL ROOM Scientist A rattlesnake struck a guest? Scientist He was shooting at it and he missed. Scientist The snakes are programmed never to hit on a strike. Scientist Was the guest injured? Scientist Minor puncture wounds. Scientist It's inexcusable to injure a guest. Pick up that snake for a total post at once. Check all the snake's center mechanisms tonight during the repair period. Doesn't anything work around here? (checking the snake) Scientist Logic circuits on the snake simply failed to respond. There was no sign of mechanical damage or tampering and no clue to the malfunction. Central mechanism psychosis? Scientist I feel we should shut down the resort for a month. Scientist Oh, that seems rash. A snake injured a guest. We can't allow that to happen. Scientist Many element of the Delos Resort are potentially dangerous. That's part of the appeal. But if they become truly dangerous Scientist I agree. We can announce that the resort is overbooked and not allow any further new guests to arrive. We can take care of the ones already here. Scientist If we can't insure the safety of the guests, we'll be in desperate trouble. Scientist But we can insure their safety. Everything's fine. INT.CONTROL CENTER Scientist All right, let's start that bar fight. INT. THE BAR Man Cheat! Peter Now, that's just rude! Woman Hey, Sheriff! Come on! INT.REPAIR ROOM Scientist What's his problem? Scientist Nothing. He got shot up today, so we're taking the opportunity to replace the visual cortex. Using the new infrared units. And we're increasing audio sensitivity. INT. CASTLE Daphne You called for me, my lord? Man Yes. How long have you been in the palace, Daphne? Daphne Since I was 3, my lord. Man Charming. I think we ought to get to know each other better, Daphne. Daphne Better, my lord? Man I can reward you well. Daphne My lord...My lord forgets himself! INT. CONTROL ROOM Scientist Problem with the girl. Program breakdown. Scientist What' s the trouble? Scientist One of the castle machines isn't responding. Refusing a guest seduction. Scientist Get her out of there, and report it to central repair. Scientist Right. Scientist Did you find the trouble? Scientist No apparent trouble. Scientist But she wasn't following programming. Scientist She refused a guest seduction and she is a sex model. Scientist Certainly is. Scientist Will they shut down? Scientist No, the directors feel that to close down now would hurt tourist confidence. Scientist I don't like it. INT. CASTLE Man Breakfast. Robot Hold, varlet! Man Are you speaking to me? Robot None other, sire. Man Look, I'm hungry and I ... Robot repare for thy doom, thy scurrilous knave! Huh! Man Wait a minute! Can't we talk this over? Robot What, have you no spine, varlet? Man Well, I... Robot The queen! INT. CONTROL CENTER Scientist Shut Down! Shut down immideately. Scientist Circuits don't respond, sir! Scientist Then cut the robot power! Scientist Power cut! EXT. WESTERN WORLD Peter Oh, my head! I'm freezing! INT.ONTROL CENTER Scientist They're not responding! Scientist Shall we cut the main power grid, sir? Scientist Shut it all down! Shut it all down! EXT. WESTERN WORLD Gunman Robot Hold it! Peter Come on, not now. Not you again. It's too early. John Let me do tit this time. Your move. I'm shot! Peter What? John I'm shot! Peter John? Oh my god! Gunman Robot Drew. INT. CONTROL CENTER Scientist Sir we have no control over the robots at all! Scientist They 're running on stored charge! Scientist How long can they go? Scientist Some will begin to run down in an hour. Others can go a full 12! Turn the main grid back on! Scientist The relays must be frozen. We can't get back our power! Scientist Hello? Hello? Scientist Now, how are we going to get out of here? All these doors are electrically powered. Scientist Now, get these doors open in here before we all suffocate! Scientist Temperature elevated, 98 degrees. Oxygen, 17 percent and dropping. Scientist Get that power on so we can open these doors. EXT. WEST WORLD Peter Hey! Crew Don't shoot me! Peter Hey, wait a minute! What's the matter with you? Crew Hold out your hands. Let me see your hands! You're a guest. You really gave me a scare. Look, everything's broken down. The machines have gone crazy. Peter You know about the machines? Crew Yeah, I repair'em. Peter There's one chasing me now. A gunslinger. Crew Gunslinger. Must be a model 404, maybe a 406. If he is a 406, he's got all the sensory equipment. It's beautiful machine! Peter He's after me. Crew I don't doubt it. Peter What can I do? Crew There's nothing you can do. He'll get you. You haven't got a chance. Peter There must be something. Crew Fella, don't kid yourself. There are things you could try. Acid for his visual system, noise for his hearing. No matter what, he'll always be one jump ahead of you! You haven't got a chance. Peter Yes, I do. INT. CASTLE Woman Help me! Peter All right. It's all right. Woman Help me! Peter You're gonna be all right. Woman Help me! No water. Peter Go ahead. Go ahead and drink. Woman No, water. Peter I'm trying to help you. Woman No, water. No! V. O. why don't you make arrangements to take our Hovercraft to Medieval World, Roman World and Westworld. Contact us today, or see your travel agent. Boy, have we got a vacation for you, vacation for you...for you...for you... MOVIE INDEX